Since being sentenced to a stay in rehab, Lindsay Lohan has checked into various bars, nightclubs, private jets and television studios. But she hasn't gone anywhere near a rehab center.
According to TMZ, she won't serve that 90-day stretch until the court and her lawyers finish tussling over what sort of facility she will visit. According to the terms of her sentence, LiLo could actually be sent to jail, but the court has done its best to avoid that option.
German customs officials went ape when Justin Bieber tried to bring his pet monkey into the country. They grabbed the animal and stuck it in quarantine.
The Bieb, who arrived in Germany on a private jet, didn't have the documents needed to have the capuchin monkey, whose name is Mally, travel internationally, so he had to surrender it at the airport. Justin, who was described as "heartbroken" over their separation, will get Mally back after paying a fine and the cost of quarantine.
It's been a bad year for Justin's menagerie: The pet hamster he gave to a fan just before Christmas died last month at her home.