He tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."
He adds, "If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."
Charlie has already been helping out the actress after they became fast friends while working together on Scary Movie 5. He gave Lindsay $100,000 to help with her tax problems and assisted her in getting a stylist for a gala event. She's also appearing in an upcoming episode of his FX show Anger Management.
Still, Charlie insists they've never been intimate. "I love her, I respect her, and I've never laid a finger on her that wasn't on film. How ya like me now, America?"
[Update: 5am March 4th] Sources close to Lindsay responded to Charlie's offer. They tell TMZ that he has no business talking about her to the media. Also, her team claims she's regularly in therapy sessions. Therefore, though she's grateful for his earlier assistance, she'll decline his mentorship.
Octomom Nadya Suleman has gone off the rails again -- at least if you believe TMZ's anonymous sources.
The site says Octo is acting similarly to the way she was last fall, when she was videotaped -- right before she went to rehab -- "wearing a onesie as she cackles hysterically, cradling a drink." According to the site, friends are again worried that she's unable to care for her 14 kids.
As we reported a few days ago, Octo has a permit to smoke medical marijuana.