Dancing with the Stars just offered Lindsay Lohan more than a half-million dollars to compete next season. TMZ is reporting that she turned them down. Reality TV, from her warped perspective, is beneath her. Even if a reality show would mean cashing out $550,000 for only a few weeks of dancing. That amount of money could pay her IRS back taxes and her attorney, who’s kept Lindsay out of jail all this time. She’s apparently too vain to grasp for a lifeline when it’s tossed her way.